The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
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The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
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I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
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