we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
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You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
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Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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