She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
Randomize
