im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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