So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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