I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
you would pick up someone in the library
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
Randomize
