what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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