Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
She bit a glass in half.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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