It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
me + whiskey = a bad person
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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