i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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