Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
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Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
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Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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