i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist