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• (305): View more from Florida

  Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news

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• (+52): View more from Mexico

  that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.

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• (518): View more from New York

  Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.

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• (620): View more from Kansas

  You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death

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• (360): View more from Washington

  There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Why is there puke in my guitar?

  (860): View more from Connecticut

  Because you puked in your guitar.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?

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• (707): View more from California

  He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.

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