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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Damn. That makes sense

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  I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.

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• (954): View more from Florida

  I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.

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• (571): View more from Virginia

  dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest

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• (914): View more from New York

  at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.

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• (315): View more from New York

  Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.

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• (260): View more from Indiana

  how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?

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• (619): View more from California

  Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.

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• (620): View more from Kansas

  I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?

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• (360): View more from Washington

  Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.

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• (714): View more from California

  She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?

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• (626): View more from California

  sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.

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