but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
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You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
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You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
I'm bleeding and have questions
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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