So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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