420 ftw
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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