I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
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She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
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I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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