dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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