Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
As shirtless as possible
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
how does that bad decision feel?
Randomize
