Its about making memories worth repressing
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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