Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
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What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
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Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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