what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
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