Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
I just gift wrapped bread.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
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I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
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...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?