my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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