It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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