All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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