i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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