i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
look no pants
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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