they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
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