Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Just cropdusted the office
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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