The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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