I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
We need to get me chipped asap
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
Randomize
