If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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