my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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