My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
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