69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
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