Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
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It's official drugs can't kill me
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
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I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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