i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Randomize
