he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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