i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
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bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
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She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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