When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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