: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
never play flip cup with pint glasses
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
Its 6am. Um if my mom for some reasons asks, you stopped by my house around ten and had some wine with me. She is concerned I drank a whole bottle by myself. Woke me at 6am to interrogate..Thank god my pounding head thinks fast.
PS We had chips too. She is less concerned about the whereabouts of the chips but still a good lie always needs detail.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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