Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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