Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
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