no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
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He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
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I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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