oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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