PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
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You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
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State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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