Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
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