my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
Randomize
