Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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