If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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