So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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