I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
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