Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
Randomize
