Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
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I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
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I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
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