I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
