he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I came so hard my ears popped.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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