it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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